smalex13
just dont tax my cigarettes man
  • Toddler: Mama, I L-L-Looo
  • Mother: You love me?!
  • Toddler: Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

(Source: cyber-leaf)

barack-obottm:

friend: what have you done all summer?

me: “traveled a lot…”image

datsrad:

purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

tru

(Source: purplenightsky69)

i didnt have my first kiss until i was 16 but i also lost my virginity when i was 17 and if that doesnt describe puberty well i dont know what does

virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs
majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

(Source: breevandetramp)

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

  • baby: d-d-d..
  • dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: D I C K S Q U A D
Reblogged from pizza, Posted by crimewave420.
crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

Reblogged from lasagnababy, Posted by katara.

(Source: katara)

reattachment:

If we’re texting then I have to be the one to reply late and not you
sorry I don’t make the rules

Reblogged from clubsnuggie, Posted by fedswatching.

(Source: fedswatching)