dweelieghanne
It me.

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(Source: thecatalyst-toyourdemise)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor

disarms:

blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

"aw that sucks :("

me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

(Source: spectacularspectacular)

theabbatar:

things i want:

  • to punch myself in the FUCKING FACE
  • some mac n cheese

(Source: littlestpoop)

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass