smalex13
just dont tax my cigarettes man
Reblogged from tyleroakley, Posted by fontainefucksyou.

benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u

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staff:

communistbakery:

well no sir I don’t really have any “skills” per se, but one time I inserted a USB drive correctly on the first try

you’re hired

(Source: communistbakery)

sniffing:

when you’re the only person in class to get a 100 on a test

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)

Reblogged from oknope, Posted by sedgewhisker.

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mahzerunners:

being pumped for halloween but tryin to stay professional like

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peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat)

"

I’ve been told that alcohol is bad for me.
I’ve also been told that loving you is bad for me.

I’m still drinking

"

I.S (via in-toxicxted)

(Source: acrylian)

Reblogged from perks-of-being-chinese, Posted by b3ingr3al.

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2000ish:

The Killers - “Mr.Brightside”

(Source: 2000ish)

Reblogged from perks-of-being-chinese, Posted by aquire.

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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

  • hips: ngl