smalex13
just dont tax my cigarettes man

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

Reblogged from oknope, Posted by awwsauce.
bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

(Source: awwsauce)

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

(Source: ammit420)

clitpotle:

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me

(Source: stressedemoji)

doingitforthevine:

trust is sending an ugly snapchat for ten seconds

collapsed:

everyone im interested in is too hot for me…

(Source: collapsed)

capaldisass:

I will defend Beyoncé faster than myself

(Source: cloningclub)

ayyysis:

literally me

(Source: lolgifs.net)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi)

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(Source: rianderthal)

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat)