smalex13
just dont tax my cigarettes man

freshiejuice:

lotuslopez:

darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true

babies with babies

i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

(Source: brebearsexybetch)

natnovna:

when ur fallin asleep nice nice and SAVE YOU TONIGHT comes blaring thru ya headphones 

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bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

valeria2067:

Pure Happiness. (x)

(Source: whataregifs)

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

Reblogged from oknope, Posted by awwsauce.
bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

(Source: awwsauce)

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

(Source: ammit420)

clitpotle:

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me

(Source: stressedemoji)

doingitforthevine:

trust is sending an ugly snapchat for ten seconds

collapsed:

everyone im interested in is too hot for me…

(Source: collapsed)

capaldisass:

I will defend Beyoncé faster than myself

(Source: cloningclub)